Non-basketball, but something else to use as a pleasant distraction

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Non-basketball, but something else to use as a pleasant distraction

Post by gyso on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:40 am

"If you live in Maine" by Jeff Foxworthy

Forget Rednecks ...... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about MAINERS...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Maine.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Maine.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Maine.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Maine.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Maine.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Maine.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Maine.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching, you might live in Maine.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you might live in Maine.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might live in Maine.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Maine.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Maine.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Maine.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Maine.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Maine.

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Re: Non-basketball, but something else to use as a pleasant distraction

Post by beat on Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:03 am

Or on Tug Hill........ cute!

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