Kobe Will Be Playing Bone on Bone Alone 'Til he's 46

Kobe Bryant got booted out of his mansion as his momacita wife filed for divorce. Considering his 2 cute daughters aren't even double digits in age yet, Daddy Playa' Kobe will be playing his aching knees with whatever cartiledge is left to pay child support until he's 46. Considering NBA teams will have kicked him to the curb long before that time, the Kobster will have to brush up on his Italian 'cause that's where he'll finish up his career earning his support payment money. The funny part is Kobe had NO pre-nup. Didn't he listen to Eddie Murphy from his 80's Stand Up Comedy. What can I say after what Kobe did to Perk, Bryant's current state of affairs (literally affairs), it couldn't happen to a more deserving fella'! And SHE GETS to KEEP the $4,000,000,000.00 I'm sorry ring, souvenier of Kobe's colorado philandering!

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According to Media Take Out. com Kobe has been set up to date Kim Kardashian late of Kris Humphries & Reggie Bush courtesy of his old buddy recently departed for Dallas, Lamar Odum. Oh Well, a doggie bag for a dog! (LOL)