Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
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Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
http://www.theonion.com/articles/erik-spoelstra-under-impression-big-3-will-take-pa,36330/
worcester- Posts : 11526
Join date : 2009-10-31
Age : 77
Re: Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
Love The Onion; only they could come up with stuff like this;
“LeBron, Dwyane, and Chris all understand that playing for me represents an opportunity they’re not going to get anywhere else in this league, and that’s more important than any paycheck."
As I recall they're also the ones who printed an article discussing the league minimum age saying "...and the league's maximum age will continue to be Kevin Garnett."
“LeBron, Dwyane, and Chris all understand that playing for me represents an opportunity they’re not going to get anywhere else in this league, and that’s more important than any paycheck."
As I recall they're also the ones who printed an article discussing the league minimum age saying "...and the league's maximum age will continue to be Kevin Garnett."
NYCelt- Posts : 10627
Join date : 2009-10-12
Re: Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
Regarding Kevin Garnett, if peeling these Onions doesn't make you cry with laughter, nothing will:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-mostly-just-pounding-chest-to-keep-h,35677/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sources-clippers-in-talks-to-acquire-kevin-garnett,32895/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-cheers-up-injured-rajon-rondo-by-sho,31363/ MY FAVORITE
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hampered-kevin-garnett-to-see-age-specialist,27404/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-out-34-months-with-pounded-chest,10228/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-mostly-just-pounding-chest-to-keep-h,35677/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sources-clippers-in-talks-to-acquire-kevin-garnett,32895/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-cheers-up-injured-rajon-rondo-by-sho,31363/ MY FAVORITE
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hampered-kevin-garnett-to-see-age-specialist,27404/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-out-34-months-with-pounded-chest,10228/
worcester- Posts : 11526
Join date : 2009-10-31
Age : 77
Re: Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
Hadn't seen the MRI one...that could actually work!
Unrelated: Saw this when looking at the one about KG pounding his chest to keep his heart beating...
Congress Reluctant To Cut Funding For Tank That Just Spins Around And Self-Destructs
News• Politics• government• politicians• military• ISSUE 50•20• May 22, 2014
I prefer The Onion to the local paper by a wide margin.
Unrelated: Saw this when looking at the one about KG pounding his chest to keep his heart beating...
Congress Reluctant To Cut Funding For Tank That Just Spins Around And Self-Destructs
News• Politics• government• politicians• military• ISSUE 50•20• May 22, 2014
I prefer The Onion to the local paper by a wide margin.
NYCelt- Posts : 10627
Join date : 2009-10-12
Re: Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
Me too. They can get points across with satire that self-righteous intonations fail to deliver.
worcester- Posts : 11526
Join date : 2009-10-31
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Re: Miami's secret plan for keeping the team together
Although not the Onion I still have a few copies of the old National Lampoon floating around from by gone days in College
Favorite headline then
FORD AGAIN SHOT IN HEAD
BULLET IN CRITICAL CONDITION
later in the piece they quoted his wife Betty.
President Ford's outspoken wife Betty could only comment, "Thank God Jerry wasn't hit in a vital organ!"
beat
Favorite headline then
FORD AGAIN SHOT IN HEAD
BULLET IN CRITICAL CONDITION
later in the piece they quoted his wife Betty.
President Ford's outspoken wife Betty could only comment, "Thank God Jerry wasn't hit in a vital organ!"
beat
beat- Posts : 7032
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Age : 70
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