Dunk History

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Dunk History: Von Wafer and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad dunk
Ben Rohrbach By Ben Rohrbach
21 hours ago
Ball Don't Lie
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As the summer wears on, with training camps and preseason play still off in (what feels like) the distant future, we turn our attention to the past. Join us as we while away a few late-summer moments recalling some of the most scintillating slams of yesteryear, the most thunderous throwdowns ever to sear themselves into our memories. This is Dunk History.

Today, Ben Rohrbach revisits the greatest missed dunk in basketball history, starring Von Wafer in 2011.



Somehow, Von Wafer achieved perfection on a missed dunk.

By way of Greece, the Florida State product joined a 2010-11 Boston Celtics squad coming off its second trip to the NBA Finals in three seasons. Before ever wearing green in earnest, Wafer found himself on the wrong end of a Delonte West sucker punch in the locker room during preseason. Thus began Wafer’s tenure in Boston.

Flash forward six months, and the Celtics were 55-25 entering the penultimate game of the season. With little chance of eclipsing the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference standings, Doc Rivers all but conceded the No. 2 seed to Miami by starting West, Wafer, Jeff Green, Glen Davis and Jermaine O’Neal against the lowly Washington Wizards.

A so-called scorer averaging all of 2.8 points per game on 42.5 percent shooting, Wafer made the first start of his C’s career opposite the Wizards after 56 previous appearances off the end of the bench.

He was given 44 minutes of playing time to prove himself. And 41 minutes into his night, he sure did.

Corralling a pass from Carlos Arroyo at the top of the key, Wafer had his moment in the sun with three minutes left in overtime and the Celtics up by two. An open lane to the basket between bystanders Andray Blatche and JaVale McGee offered an opportunity to unleash all the anger Wafer had built up in five years of failed tours with the Los Angeles Lakers, Los Angeles Clippers, Denver Nuggets, Portland Trail Blazers, Houston Rockets and Dallas Mavericks.

That’s when Von Wafer peaked.




There is nothing that’s not great about this missed dunk, and, yes, it deserves every bit of that double negative. Let’s really break this down for a moment, shall we?

Step 1: Wafer lets out a primal scream as his dunk attempt caroms off both sides of the rim, off the backboard and into the arms of O’Neal. This is only the beginning.

Step 2: Somehow not realizing he missed badly, Wafer takes two full seconds to pose for the cameras and stare down a D.C. crowd that, given the actual result of the play, seems very confused.

Step 3: Still not recognizing he missed a dunk he’s now celebrating, Wafer turns around, rams O’Neal and forces a turnover. He added imbecility to adding insult to injury.

Step 4: The close-up of a confounded Wafer mouthing an obscenity is the bow on this gift.



Even Jordan Crawford can't believe what Von Wafer just did.

Naturally, Boston lost by one, and Miami clinched homecourt before the night was through. There’s a reason the Eucharist includes a Wafer. It’s a perfect body of work.

P.S. Last we saw Wafer, he was stomach-punching an opponent and hurling a chair into the crowd during a game in China this past February, so things are looking up.





bob
MY NOTE:  Ah yes, the immortal Von Wafer.  If you didn't know better with a name like that you'd swear he was German, right?  His nickname, according to Wikipedia, is "The Dutch Cookie".  Uh, then it would be VAN Wafer, not Von.  Oh well, so much for multi-culturalism.  You say his full name like it was a single word.  Vonwafer.  Nobody called him "Wafer", like we'd say "Bass" or "Garnett" or "Pierce", it was always "Von Wafer".  He was released after the completion of a one-year deal with the Celtics, played in Italy and then was signed and traded to Orlando with Big Baby for Brandon Bass even though he had been released by us.  So, in the end, it all worked out for us thanks to Trader Danny understanding every, little nuance and angle of the CBA and how best to manipulate it, like we saw this summer where he held off on signing Amir, Jonas and Crowdah until after he had exhausted all opportunities for picking up players like PJ3 for nothing and Zoran Dragic for a draft pick upgrade.

I wish this website figured out how to let us post .vine format pics, since they have become quite popular and that was the format of the video of Von Wafer throwing the chair.  I found it on youtube, but that's just more searching for me...

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