Comments From The Other Side - vs Jazz, Home, 1/5/24

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By FLCeltsfan




What if, and hear me out, what if we DIDN’T play the Celtics undefeated at home and just called it a draw?

My favorite part of playing Boston is getting to watch their top tier commentator crew.

Lauri usually performs against Porzingis. Just sayin...

Sexton 81 Points 12 Assist, Clarkson 50 Point Triple double

Boston is really good. I don't watch them much bc of blackout restrictions with league pass on New England, but they're impressive. Champ level squad.

I feel like the Jazz have now just turned into an elaborate MLM scheme. Diehard fan base who invests their time and money into something that is never going to pay off in the end. Run by an owner whose whole purpose in buying the team is so he can relive his childhood basketball memories and convince his rich friends to come and sit court side with him since his billionaire status has alienated him from regular people.

You must be fun at parties.

KO probably going to have a fantastic game as he showcases his skills in hopes to get moved to Boston.

Let’s give Boston their first loss at home

Kessler with a 20/20 and 20 block game

Horford is out today. Which leaves their bench with Pritchard, Kornet and Hauser. Am I crazy for thinking our bench unit can absolutely demolish those guys?

Terrible call, see how this is going to go.

Nice flop by Brown lol

Bad call but I guess it makes up for the brown flop

Every Celtics player is outscoring the Jazz…

Pls make it stop...

Tough start for Lauri on both ends of the floor!

Celts gonna cover the spread before the Jazz score.

Lauri getting murdered underneath the rim wtf refs

I have an irrational hatred for Tatum’s jumpshot

What the he** is this defense against one of the best shooting teams in the league? Daring them to shoot 3s??

Is our rim the wrong height or something? This is nuts

I for one am shocked that our starting lineup that consistently gets off to slow starts against bad teams is off to a slow start in Boston.

I'm not saying we are a good defensive team, but how come all of their players can just beat our guys off the dribble like they are cones?

Man the Celtics are stacked

At least we can rest easy knowing this is going to be an L halfway through the first quarter. No heartbreak, just suicidal thoughts.

Jazz have only scored 15 points in 15 minutes. BIG YIKES!!!

I've heard of being cold, but this is liquid nitrogen cold.

It appears we used up all of our points against Detroit

If the Mavs game was a masterpiece of dogsh**, what is this?

the most masterpiece of dogsh** ever!

Yeah, I’m gonna watch something else lol

Bad times when you're worried about having your shot blocked by their guards.

Brissett was a hustle guy available in off-season who I thought we should have signed

luke kornet with that hair looks like a secondary character in an indie drama film. almost jason schwartzman-esque

Do the Celts really need these soft calls up 35?

Now Gordon Hauser (intentional) is dunking on us… the line should have been 50

We're going to lose by 80 aren't we?

Nah. Boston will rest their starters by the middle of the third.

Tatum has outscored the Jazz all by himself.
This is actually hilariously embarrassing

we scored any amount of points and mazzula calls a timeout lol

At least we aren’t beating the record for lowest points in a half (Suns, 22 points)

There’s still a half to go

Maybe they are worn out from making all those baskets. We've got this.

Nice 11-3 run to bring us within…28

Luke Kornet may be the most Celtic looking player ever.

Sam Hauser would like a word.

Looking like a 3rd string YMCA team

Let’s just hope we won’t get blown out by 50

just give the ball to lauri and you'll make it look less like a murder and more like a beat down

we're only down 28!

John Collins is awful

How do they get a wide open look on literally every possession

I am again throwing my hat into the ring to be hired as an assistant coach with the sole job to slap or punch (owners choice) Hardy in the face any time he allows the team to run this ineffective zone.  I am willing to do this job for travel cost and expenses, to be paid in gold.

I’m so tired of watching Lauri get assaulted with no call and alllllll the ticky tack sh** gets called against the Jazz.

Celtics seem to get every 50/50 call, it's kind of gross.

will hardy needs to be tried for his crimes against walker kessler. How are guys who are ten times worse than him playing over him. Ridiculous

I hate the Celtics but unfortunately we are just not in the same class as them this year. Hopefully we don't lose by 50

KO might actually have the worst hands in the league

Danny leans in towards Larry and Kevin Mchale and says, "the best part is, they still think I'm trying to HELP them."Hahaha ha

john collins is mvp for the celtics

Doesn’t Tatum and Brown have anything better to do then make every step back jump shot

Notice how Jc collins and Kelly are all getting major minutes tonight

Will be worth it when we get a first for Olynyk, and something for JC

Is this game meant to be a message sent to Ainge?

Ainge probably told Hardy to play collins more

Celtics lineup looking mighty scrappy out there.

"Jeepers creepers" is how the Celtics broadcast described that last stretch of basketball.

Samanic has been garbage even in garbage time.

I hate the Sixers, so if tonight's travesty leads to the Jazz killing it tomorrow night, I'm okay with it.

I’m not even mad at this point. Impressive to be this bad.

Our garbage time lineup is living up to their name

Drama of the night, who will lose by more, Jazz or Atlanta. Both are down 31 right now.

Atlanta lost by 34    Jazz only lose by 29, yay!

Boston 17 and 0000000000 at home. We are in good company.


Bob



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